hilarity...

I met Professor Narendran in our recent concert at IIT. He said: There was a woman who had some veezing and nose block, hence, she was not able to smell correctly. So to avoid any tragedy, her husband a brainy scientist, connected an alarm which sends her a message from near the stove to her laptop, as she used to on line G-Talk always. How would he named the detector?

"Gas-Ping"

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Gayathri said, the weather makes her cough (rarely). Me: Don't worry, since you are cow(gaai), calves won't trouble you.

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Narendran: If a girl sings shrI, then it is sthree rAgam.
Me: if someone can sing isthiri (ironing clothes) rAgam, that will give warmth for this weather.

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todays rain:
I sent a message to krishna (my sishya), "is your area be area or a real Eriyaa?"
"orE kuLamA irukku sir...?"
"innikku office uNdA?"
"illa sir.."
"pinna, anga enna panRE?"
"inga orE mazhai sir, ilaatti inga iruppEnA?"
"submarine-la varavENdiyadhu dhAnE?
"enakku Otta theriyAdhE"
"theriyAma OttinA dhaan submarine, therinjaa, shippu"
" "
"aanaa, unna harbour, navy, 'thekkadi'... engayum velaikku eduththukka maataan..."
"why sir?"
"onakku dhaan "otta" theriyalayE... appuram ellaarum muzhugeeduvaa"